EastTexasMinis

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE PHILIPPINE BORDER ILLEGALLY,

YOU WILL BE SHOT.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY or decapitated.




IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,

YOU GET SHOT.



IF YOU CRO...SS THE RUSSIAN BORDER,

YOU DIE PAINFULLY, SLOWLY AND MYSTERIOUSLY.



IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE JAILED.




IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE

SEALED..




IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN or MEXICAN BORDERS ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO a POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.





IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU CAN GET




· A JOB,

· A DRIVERS LICENSE,

· SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, BENEFITS, RETIREMENT CASH

· WELFARE,

· FOOD STAMPS,

· CREDIT CARDS,

· SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

· FREE EDUCATION AND GRANTS,

· FREE HEALTH CARE,

· A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

· BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS

PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE AND FREE LEGAL

REPRESENTATION.

· THE RIGHT TO OPENLY CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE

YOU OPENLY PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH

BENEFITS AND RESPECT IN THE U.S.

· AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.



I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THIS DEPLORABLE SITUATION… NOW WHAT?

tell us how you really feel, lol

weellll....its about right

i crossed the border illegally and dont get all of those benefits. and im mexican.

U WANT TOO KNOW HOW I REALLY FEEL?